Im sitting here wathcing the news, seeing all these business boarding up their windows. Its like the IRA is back.
Look, g20 london protests aside, Ive worked bloody hard to get the job I have. I worked hard at school, worked hard at uni, and everday I give blood sweat and tears. The money I earn I deserve.
Its crazy that that g20 london riots are all people who don't understand this!
I work to live - I don't let my job judge me and the protestors shouldn't do this either. Sure things went bad, but the whole point of this g20 summit in London is to correct this.
Lets look forward
Ive worked bloody hard to get the job I have. I worked hard at school, worked hard at uni
ReplyDeleteEvidently not at English though...
This blog is less about the protests that you clearly don't understand than bragging about how much money you have.
ReplyDeleteI've worked in the city. Probably at some point for the same company as you. Unemployed now though... as I worked in Presentations, not Banking, a job that has been slowly outsourced for the past few years until you guys really fucked up, causing the majority of us Presentations Operators to lose our jobs. No doubt you guys hated us -- more diversity in a presentation department than in the rest of the entire bank -- but fair's fair: we fucking despised you. And comprehensively leaked all the sensitive information that came our way. Not as stupid as you thought we were eh, old son...
Strange thing about working in such banks is how unmeritorious the bankers are -- most of you having arrived due to daddy's contact book or the schooling that was bought for you. And of course you're all more boring than a stamp collector convention. Women bankers managing to be, on the one hand, pretty and toned, but on the other about as sexy as a life-size cardboard cut-out of Eric Pickles shitting on a badger. And what was it with all the men who seriously thought that boating-wear was in any way acceptable? Clueless cunts.
And I have news for you: if most of you lost your jobs tomorrow, life will still go on. There will be a small period of readjustment, but it would all work out fine. More money does not equal better than. Remember that, fuckpipe.
"I've worked in the city. Probably at some point for the same company as you."
ReplyDeleteHopefully not
"causing the majority of us Presentations Operators to lose our jobs."
ARE YOU JOKING??!! Without me/us you would have a job in the first place. Try to think outside the box matey.
"And comprehensively leaked all the sensitive information that came our way."
Insider trading eh? Tut tut tut, if only the authorities knew.
"Not as stupid as you thought we were eh, old son..."
Hmmmmmmmm....
"most of you having arrived due to daddy's contact book or the schooling that was bought for you."
I've seen too many graduates knocking at my door licking my arse saying thinking the same thing. Just for your information I have worked fucking hard to where I am now. For my GCSE's I got 3 A* and 8 A - and I did 5 A levels and a Degree in Economics. Just for kicks, tell me what you got?
I you did half as well, I promise Ill write a post and dedicate it you, saying I am a bonefied fuckpipe.
Dickwit
ARE YOU JOKING??!! Without me/us you would have a job in the first place. Try to think outside the box matey.
ReplyDeleteAnd without us (a) deciphering your unintelligible handwriting; (b) essentially subediting your prose to, er, actually make sense; and (c) correcting your financial chart data to show the correct values of whatever and somesuch (the number of bankers who don't even know how to calculate percentage changes is telling) - well at the very least, your bonuses would be lower...
Insider trading eh? Tut tut tut, if only the authorities knew.
Insider trading? Do you ever stop thinking with your wallet? Nah... direct your attentions a little more leftwards...
I've seen too many graduates knocking at my door licking my arse saying thinking the same thing. Just for your information I have worked fucking hard to where I am now. For my GCSE's I got 3 A* and 8 A - and I did 5 A levels and a Degree in Economics. Just for kicks, tell me what you got?
All that education just to become a pointless cunt. Well done you. I couldn't give a fuck about your grades - it means nothing. I've met a complete ditz with two degrees and a genius saleswoman with two GCSEs. So what.
I you did half as well, I promise Ill write a post and dedicate it you, saying I am a bonefied fuckpipe.
I have, but I'm not going to divulge as I don't have your rather bizarre need to brag. A word of advice: if you feel the need to swing your dick in public, at least give said public something to look at...